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predestination (2014) 

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!
Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

pentesting 

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.
I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.
pentesting by SevnDev May 25, 2016

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes
Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

predestination 

The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'
'Well...if you know what I am going to do...then I don't really have the choice...'
predestination by DragonTail January 8, 2005

peestling 

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!
peestling by estherz09 January 7, 2014

Pepestinky69420

Best chatter in the world. Very funny. Very chaotic. So hot 🤤😛😩😍
Someone: i like to smell toe nail clippings
Everyone: sounds like something pepe (Pepestinky69420) would say!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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