Pecker peck 

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.

My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..

Pecker peck by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016

Pucker Pecker 

When a man coats his penis in a sour powder. A girl then performs oral sex on him. The sour powder causes her to then "pucker" when she sucks on his "pecker". Also known as a tangy wangy.

Girl: Sweetie I'm getting tired of just giving you blowjobs all the times. Can we spice things up?

Guy: Yeah let's try a Pucker Pecker

Pucker Pecker by LOtheBand December 30, 2008

Peckers Peck 

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

Peckers Peck by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

hank pecker 

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial 

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.

Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!

Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019

pecker pickin 

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

pecker pickin by ashane January 4, 2018

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry 

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021