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peasants 

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"
peasants by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012
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Peasants 

An insult for one who is ignorant, uncouth, rude and rustic, with insinuations of poor personal hygiene.
From now on, you peasants are dead to me!
Peasants by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

peasants 

Lowest class, the serfs.
*burninates peasants*
peasants by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Peasants 

A group of people who have no real wealth, and have no income from real wealth ie. Can't afford to buy land, can't afford to build rental units on that land.
Plutocrat #1 says "all the peasants are so disgustingly poor"

Plutocrat #2 says "I wouldn't be rich if it wasn't for the all the peasants"

Plutocrat #3 says "Look at that hot peasant, I can buy some of that for cheap"

Plutocrat #4 says "If that wasn't a peasant, you wouldn't have a chance at getting some"
Peasants by NoOneYouKnowNow December 8, 2021

peasants quest 

The best thing since sliced bread homestarrunner trogdor hsr haldo
The best text adventure game ever. It features amazing graphics and a kick ass sound track.
"I just beat peasants quest yesterday!"

"Thats fucking 5hweet with a capital 5."
peasants quest by T3h Eggplant October 26, 2007

peasants without ponies 

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.
i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.

Drunken Peasants 

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
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