Payton Manning 

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

Payton Manning by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

payton manning 

Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.

Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all

payton manning by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Manning 

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

Peyton Manning by BUSean April 12, 2007

Peyton Manning 

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

Peyton Manning by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006

Peyton Manning 

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

Peyton Manning by hattness February 7, 2007

Peyton Manning 

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

Peyton Manning by j carunder September 10, 2010