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A business causal version of the word “porn”. Used primarily in work related situations and typically utilized by middle aged men
Man it’s a rough day here in the office. I think I’m going to go watch a bit of payorn to ease the stress
Payorn by Bhoutinetit March 31, 2021
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The gamer tag of a legendary and skilled warrior, known to few but feared by all. The progenitor of a mighty gaming dynasty. You would be wise to flee at the sight of his name. The skill at which he pwnesesses all the n00bs cannot be comprehended.

Prepare. Your. Anus.
*Pacorn has logged in*

Dragonlord908: OMFG RUN

Pacorn has headshotted Dragonlord908.

*Dragonlord908 has left the game*

Dragonlord908: Man, I'm never playing Starcraft again.
Pacorn by burritos_r_awsm September 16, 2011
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Payonpah 

Payonpah is a word that Bub and Bob spoke as their own sounds
Payonpah! It's me Bub!
Payonpah by Crafterzz April 12, 2021

payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.
What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.
payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

PayOnDeath 

PayOnDeath is a very sexy evil overlord who will take over teh world olol!!!!!11
PayOnDeath by sexyperson October 21, 2004
A Gaelic slang term for the word Pussy.
John: Hey Robbie!
Robbie: Hey John. So did you play dat Pahorn all night long?
John: OH YES!!!
pahorn by wanks-a-million June 13, 2008

patorney 

it's like a pinch
"hey folks this is a test"
"it's not a test it's like a patorney"
"what the heck is a patorney?!"
"it's like a pinch!"

hehe;)
patorney by shmoshmo January 23, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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