payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.

What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.

payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010

mayonaise 

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

mayonaise by bohdave April 28, 2005