Paylor 

The name of a guy who will match with you on Tinder and say he reallllllllllly likes you, but really he just wants to dick you down. They're usually dicks masked underneath the faces of innocence. BUT BEWARE!!! They're out to steal your v-card.

"Oh my gosh, Paylor was a real douche to {insert your name here}"

Paylor by exposedalert2222 September 5, 2018

Paylor Gang 

A common known street gang that completely resides in the state of Indiana. Started to mock well known rapper Wiz Khalifa's following Taylor Gang . Although the word Paylor is considered an acronym, the initial letters have yet to be revealed to the common public. Paylor Gang or PGOD is often quoted in many freestyles and songs by certain up and coming Fort Wayne, Indiana rappers. Members of Paylor Gang often flaunt their "hollywood status" by placing the word paylor in all of their social networking accounts. For example "Jon iz Paylor". Paylor Gang is probably best known for coming up with witty, intelligent ways for someone to die. For example "Paylor Gang or walk into oncoming traffic." Paylor Gang is known to have been started by two Original members or OG's, although they prefer for their names not be released. One of the leading members has been quoted saying "Don't focus on us, Paylor is for the people... the chosen people that is."

I'm so Paylor Gang it's a Goddamn shame.

It's Paylo Gang bitch.
"Dont believe in love, just believe in Paylor... shoutout to all my bitches, cocksuckers and haters."

Paylor Gang by TheTruth909 September 10, 2011

Jason Paylor 

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

Jason Paylor by Sour P.J June 30, 2019

Parlor Trick 

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

Parlor Trick by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Palories 

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.

Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.

Palories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017

Nuclear Beauty Parlor 

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

Nuclear Beauty Parlor by artbomb July 3, 2011