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Excramination

noun: a medical school exam where there is simply no other means of preparation, regardless of when you started studying, other than cramming. Often leaves those taking the assessment with a feeling akin to the morning after their first night in prison.
Can be shortened to excram.

Derived from the 14th century noun examination: the act of assessing the progress or testing of qualification or knowledge and the pre-12th century transitive verb of cramming: to pack tightly derived from old english crammian which is akin to Old Norse Krejama meaning to squeeze.
Undergrad Student: "You guys are always whining about how much studying you do. I have never left an exam feeling like I didn't ace it. "

Med Student: "I didn't study for my exams either but in med school we don't have exams, we have excraminations."
by ColmMcC February 9, 2010
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Pawtism

Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)
Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.
by ColmMcC October 9, 2018
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Excram

noun: shortened form of excramination

excramination noun: a medical school exam where there is simply no other means of preparation, regardless of when you started studying, other than cramming. Often leaves those taking the assessment with a feeling akin to the morning after their first night in prison.

Derived from the 14th century noun examination: the act of assessing the progress or testing of qualification or knowledge and the pre-12th century transitive verb of cramming: to pack tightly derived from old english crammian which is akin to Old Norse Krejama meaning to squeeze.
Undergrad Student: "You guys are always whining about how much studying you do. I have never left an exam feeling like I didn't ace it. "

Med Student: "I didn't study for my exams either but in med school we don't have exams, we have excraminations
by ColmMcC February 9, 2010
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