Pawdi 

A Jamaican Patois slang meaning, friend, or acquaintance.

Example 1

Guy: A weh yah a seh pawdie?

Other guy: Nuttin still, deh yah enuh dawdie.

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Example 2

Lyrics from "Clarkes" - Vybz Kartel ft. Popcaan, and Vanessa Bling

Popcaan: ♫A weh yuh get dah new Clarkes deh dawdie? A which colour dat? Mad enuh Pawdie♫

Pawdi by Richard Guillotine August 19, 2010

pawdi 

An awesome fashion website where you can shop every sale from major online retailers.

I went shopping on pawdi, it was fucking awesome

pawdi by letspawdi July 11, 2018

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

pandicorn 

A magical mix of 70% panda, 30% unicorn, 100% magical

unicorn panda magical pandicorn

pandicorn by Rob Bax November 3, 2013