Palmerized 

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

Palmerized by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

David-Palmerized by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

Palletized 

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:

"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)

Palletized by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013

Paulverized 

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"

He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.

Paulverized by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

palmerize 

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

palmerize by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

pulverized

To fuck a girl so hard that her vagina turns into nothingness.

"Oh man, I totally pulverized Katy last night!"

pulverized by The Quagmire Impressionist December 1, 2017

pelverized 

To deliver an intense pelvic thrusting session to ones sexual partner

Dude, I pelverized that girl from the bar last night.

pelverized by spflex57 November 30, 2019