Paulisms

Intelligent quotes by Paul. You always know that Paul has your back and will give you wise words of wisdom.

Paulisms include...

Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Yeah. I forget."

Or:
Paul: "Pull ya head in! You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"

Paulisms by Possum86 October 23, 2018

Paulisms

Paulisms

Intelligent quotes by Paul. Paul is so wise and funny, he always knows the right things to say.

Paulisms include:

Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."

Or
Paul: "Pull your head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"

Paulisms by Possum86 October 23, 2018

Paulism 

One who suffers from delusions of extreme self-worth and superhuman abilities. A legend in his own mind. Similar to Narcissism, but worse. One who suffers from Paulism also can't help but overload the internet with self-portraits. A camera whore of sorts. Made popular by a Hawaiian skin diver of small stature and a huge head.

"Did you see that short fat dude hitting on them hot chicks?? guy got a major case of Paulism"

"THis biatch got some paulism issues...did you see the 10 pages of self portraits on her facebook?"

Paulism by Paulism fo Shism October 10, 2009

Paulism 

Pretending to care about someone so you can take advantage of them for your own satisfaction, acceptance or personal gain.

"If paulism didn't exist, maybe people would stop using me for their own gain and actually care about me!"

Paulism by markusphillips11 October 4, 2020

Logan Paulism 

When you fuck up so hard that celebrities come after you.

Dude I Logan paulismed so hard last night
?What did you do
.Filmed a did body and laughed about it
...Damn

Logan Paulism by Abdu488 November 27, 2018

Paulism 

An disease that case them to imitating Jack Paul, Logan Paul and the rest of the Paul family members.

That kid has Paulism and he is completely hopeless.

Paulism by StrykerPX October 6, 2018

Paulism 

Humor that is only funny to People that are named 'Paul' Other people will Call it unfunny or dark Humor.

Your Paulism is Really kicking in.

Paulism by PTN.Kl December 21, 2019