One who suffers from delusions of extreme self-worth and superhuman abilities. A legend in his own mind. Similar to Narcissism, but worse. One who suffers from Paulism also can't help but overload the internet with self-portraits. A camera whore of sorts. Made popular by a Hawaiian skin diver of small stature and a huge head.
"Did you see that short fat dude hitting on them hot chicks?? guy got a major case of Paulism"
"THis biatch got some paulism issues...did you see the 10 pages of self portraits on her facebook?"
"THis biatch got some paulism issues...did you see the 10 pages of self portraits on her facebook?"
by Paulism fo Shism October 10, 2009
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Intelligent quotes by Paul. You always know that Paul has your back and will give you wise words of wisdom.
Paulisms include...
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Yeah. I forget."
Or:
Paul: "Pull ya head in! You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Yeah. I forget."
Or:
Paul: "Pull ya head in! You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
by Possum86 October 23, 2018
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Paulisms
Intelligent quotes by Paul. Paul is so wise and funny, he always knows the right things to say.
Intelligent quotes by Paul. Paul is so wise and funny, he always knows the right things to say.
Paulisms include:
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."
Or
Paul: "Pull your head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."
Or
Paul: "Pull your head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
by Possum86 October 23, 2018
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Pretending to care about someone so you can take advantage of them for your own satisfaction, acceptance or personal gain.
"If paulism didn't exist, maybe people would stop using me for their own gain and actually care about me!"
by markusphillips11 October 04, 2020
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Pretending to care about someone to take advantage of their trust and use it for satisfaction, acceptance, or personal gain.
by markusphillips11 October 04, 2020
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Pretending to care about someone so you take advantage of their trust for your own gain, satisfaction, or acceptance.
If paulism didn't exist, maybe someone would actually care about me and not just use me for their own gain.
by markusphillips11 October 04, 2020
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