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Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.
Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn
Paul's Uncle by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011

Paul's Boutique 

A crappy brand of clothing worn only by Chavs. I looks like it was desgined by a 6 year old and is usually worn with another Paul's Boutique item, such as the bag or the shoes or whatever. If you see someone wearing such trash, you will know that they're working their way up to that ASBO!
Chav Girl 1: omg, don't I look gawjuss in my Paul's Boutique jacket and bag and shoes?!

Chav Girl 2: omg yeah! And your leggings go great! Plus, that bun on top of your head is giving you an awesome facelift!
Paul's Boutique by sideways gary February 8, 2012

Paul's Mom 

The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
To which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
Paul's Mom by Chee$e Chick December 24, 2008

Paul's Law 

Below the age of 30, a woman will never date a man younger than her unless he is cooler than she is. The amount of cool the man must have increases as the difference in age increases.
According to Paul's Law, you're definitely not cool enough to pull that off.
Paul's Law by sleep_it_off May 20, 2011

Paul's People 

Paul's People kick it in La Sierra neighborhood.
Paul's People by Yveno1111 March 4, 2020