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Jelly Patroller 

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.
Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!
Jelly Patroller by Ace double March 19, 2009

poop patroller 

Dude, you're a poop patroller!
poop patroller by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

Troll Patrollers 

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.
See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!
Troll Patrollers by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012

Thot patroller 

A thot patroller is a man or a female who defends against thots and prevents. Other guys falling for thots and spreads awareness about thot nature.And to not get played
I almost got played but a thot patroller saved me
Thot patroller by lilrobinzz February 20, 2020

Colon Patroller 

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
The cops waited in the patroller.
Patroller by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021