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Patrickism 

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
Patrickism by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Blind Patriotism 

The act of allegiance to a cause without clear thought, a complete one sided agreement of committing loyalty.
One of the biggest brainwashing techniques used and exposes the true gullibility of people to accepting such nonsense from their government.

Most obvious in the United States of America. See Brainwashed.

People are brought up with the thought the U.S. is clearly better than everyone else in the world and all that crap about how it's the "greatest country in the world" even when the people saying this have never been outside the U.S.

No matter how many bad things our government does, they will defend them because, it's their home country. We saw this when the people didn't think twice about the Patriot Act.

This is why people in America let such war criminals stay in power and don't even bother trying to shake the corruption. Their indoctrination through youth and don't even think about it, they see everything completely one sided. They will always make excuses how this is the land of the "free" and it's not a communist country as if that means the U.S. is completely free of corruption and imperialism.

Governments are not the only example, it happens in religion too. Especially if you are raised in a specific religion and taught the mindset, it is clearly blind patriotism when thinking one sided and not looking at the full table and thinking rationally and having second thoughts.
Blind Patriotism in a nutshell

Guy One: "America is the greatest country in the world!"

Guy Two: "How do you know that?"

Guy One: "I just know it is."

Guy Two: "Have you ever been to any other countries in the world?"

Guy One: "No"

Guy Two: "Then how do you know America is really the greatest country in the world?"

patriotism 

bleeding- or dying to defend our GOD GIVEN RIGHTS of free expression, freedom to worship GOD, freedom to own property, freedom from government meddling, freedom to life from conception to natural death, freedom to remain silent when accused, freedom of innocence until proven otherwise, freedom of association, freedom of DISassociation
patriotism is the willingness to give of one's self completely for others to experience the awesomeness of America under God
patriotism by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

State Patricks's Day 

A holiday created by Penn State students in 2007. It was celebrated on March 2, because spring break was scheduled over St. Patrick's Day (March 17). Many students begin lining up outside of bars and drinking as early as 6AM to celebrate. The festivities last the entire day as students wearing green show up drunk to class, or don't go at all. Many parties are held at night, featuring green beer and green jungle juice.
Student: Last night was ridiculous, I had so much fun celebrating State Patricks's Day!
State Patricks's Day by hem135 March 14, 2007

Schrodinger's Patriotism 

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against
Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.

patrickjmt

THE GOD OF MATHEMATICS.

Students worship Him in their time of need (eg. finals week)
student: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS EQUATION
me: have you looked into it with our Lord and Savior patrickjmt?
student: not yet. I'll bring my sharpie.
patrickjmt by amytheindigochild September 9, 2018
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

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