patricksexual

a young man who gets his jollies by masterbating to pictures of other men, but is not homosexual.

That patricksexual looked at a picture of that other boy and rocked out on his skin flute!

by st. pattyss May 12, 2007

Patricksexual

A man who enjoys it frequently in the anus but is not homosexual.

That boy is quite the patricksexual.

by St. Pattys December 8, 2006

patricksexual

the feeling of sexual or romantic attraction to patricks only

Emily: “I have something to confess...”
Patil: “what is it?”
Emily: “I’m patricksexual. I like white cisneros straight privileged men, I’m sorry!”
Patil: “That’s okay. Sexuality isn’t a choice.”

by momostoenails November 8, 2020

patricksexual

A person who is sexually attracted or in love with Patrick Dempsey.

Omg Patrick posted, I’m so in love, I’m like patricksexual!!

by francidempsey May 28, 2021

patriosexual

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

patriosexual

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010