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Patickles 

To Pat and Tickle your pet when you meet after some absence or ask some one to do it for you.
Used while courting on the net with my lady friend to show affection to her cute little Shitz Tzu dog Brumme.
Give Bonzo lots of Patickles for me when you get home Charlie Brown.
Patickles by Victor B. George December 30, 2004

patricksexual 

a young man who gets his jollies by masterbating to pictures of other men, but is not homosexual.
That patricksexual looked at a picture of that other boy and rocked out on his skin flute!
patricksexual by st. pattyss May 12, 2007

Patricksexual 

A man who enjoys it frequently in the anus but is not homosexual.
That boy is quite the patricksexual.
Patricksexual by St. Pattys December 8, 2006

patricklamnoscam

Patricklamnoscam! Damn, thats gay as fuck!
patricklamnoscam by elite1256 November 10, 2020

Patrickesque 

adj. 1. having qualities of being observant and over-thinking. 2. not getting things done from overthinking or going off on tangents; procrastinating. 3. Being intellectual and creative in areas that aren’t noticed by many people.
One is said to be Patrickesque when they think they know the answer but they aren’t quite sure, dwelling on it forever.

When a teacher treats a student differently and underestimating him just because he cant speak english when really he is a genuis is considered a very Patrickesque situation.
Patrickesque by mr.asdf March 5, 2009

Patricle 

A particle derived from a Patrick cell. Can be determined due to a huge cell cock.
Patrick: I filled her with my patricles
Andrew: Lemme get some patricles, dog
Patricle by Patrick Stormegeddon March 25, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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