patricksexual

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a young man who gets his jollies by masterbating to pictures of other men, but is not homosexual.

That patricksexual looked at a picture of that other boy and rocked out on his skin flute!

patricksexual by st. pattyss May 12, 2007

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Patricksexual

A man who enjoys it frequently in the anus but is not homosexual.

That boy is quite the patricksexual.

Patricksexual by St. Pattys December 8, 2006

Related Words

Patricksexual • patriosexual • Patriciasexual

patricksexual

the feeling of sexual or romantic attraction to patricks only

Emily: “I have something to confess...”
Patil: “what is it?”
Emily: “I’m patricksexual. I like white cisneros straight privileged men, I’m sorry!”
Patil: “That’s okay. Sexuality isn’t a choice.”

patricksexual by momostoenails November 8, 2020

patricksexual

A person who is sexually attracted or in love with Patrick Dempsey.

Omg Patrick posted, I’m so in love, I’m like patricksexual!!

patricksexual by francidempsey May 28, 2021

patriosexual

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

patriosexual by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

Patrick-sexual by idf_k March 30, 2022

patriosexual

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

patriosexual by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026