1. the greatest herb to ever live
2. A lonely 20 something who lurks in his bedroom in his
father's house and gives his opinion to people from behind the desk his mother bought him. He is often times arrogant and lacks knowledge of the scene but insists that other people give a shit about him. He is an incredible self righteous
narcissist who lives a terrible, miserable life. The only thing that brings him joy is hanging out with people who are almost famous and telling his viewers about it. He often times fantasizes about bestiality right before he goes to
sleep, but is afraid to tell his
father face to face, so instead he writes his dad well-detailed letters about his strange obsessive thoughts.