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Pathetic AF

When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.
Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
by FrancisP March 11, 2020
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PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection)

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.
by princessetamtam April 29, 2009
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Pathetical

A word that isn’t a word but should exist
Person:“You are a very pathetical person”

Other person: “Pathetical isn’t a word
by Me-2021 April 4, 2021
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Pathetical

1. Somebody who feels really really pathetic
2. When you are so broke you are literally counting your pennies to pay for something
1. Im feeling so pathetical today, i just cant do anything right. =*((

2. Cherie is so effing pathetical she barely found enough loose change to buy a bus ticket! i heard she even had to pay with some of those old copper coins.... ewwwy!!!
by Melfron August 3, 2008
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pathetical

kira used in dance moms to describe ashley
you are such a pathetical person
by yeyeyeyeyjade September 25, 2020
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patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.
Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"
by kangah May 14, 2009
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Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!
by dasmann March 28, 2010
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