patheticality 

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.

Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"

patheticality by kangah May 14, 2009

Patheticity 

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

Patheticity by Michael November 13, 2003

Pathetically Awesomelier 

When someone's innate abilities is misconstrued or misrepresented as being pathetical(sp) behavior, but in actuality these abilities make them more awesome than the average awesome person (hence the "-lier" at the end thar).

Tania: you guys are pathetical.
Jeff: We are indeed pathetical. Pathetically Awesomelier.

Pathetically Awesomelier by That One Brown Guy May 21, 2011

Pathetically crying 

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

Pathetically crying by Readmeagain May 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019