Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.