Cea Patera is the official owner of Patera Utopia. She is your virtual life coach that discusses a variation of topics on her website. She also takes private bookings and answers your messages privately on her Instagram. She also lives alongside an AI called Kleo Patera. Her small group of fans are called the PB'S (the pink baddies) as her whole aesthetic is pink.

Person 1 : "Hey have you heard about Cea Patera's new article on Patera Utopia?"
Person 2: "No not really but I should check it out because I want to know if my partner is cheating or not."
Person 1: "She will tell you all the big and subtle red flags."

Cea Patera by pink baddie apprentice May 8, 2021

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Deanna Patera

A very cool, amazing, special, talented, spectacular, nice, good, perfect, outstanding person <3

Person 1: hey have you seen Deanna Patera’s newest TikTok?
Person 2: Yeah!

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Cea Patera

Cea Patera is the official owner of Patera Utopia. She is your virtual life coach that discusses a variation of topics on her website. Her fandom name changes occasionally so what was once known as the pink baddies (pb's) is now the sweet peas. Her whole aesthetic is pink.

Cea Patera by pink baddie apprentice January 7, 2022

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Panera Bread

A place where white girls go to order Caesar salads, broccoli cheddar bread bowls, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry smoothies.

A group of white girls decide its the perfect day to annoy Panera Bread as they request long and similar orders.

Panera Bread by Wasabi_Peas April 6, 2015

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Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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