Pastryarchy 

The enforcement of rigid societal structure by judicious application of cake. The person with most cake (the pastryarch) tends to rule.

Why are there gingerbread men but not women? The pastryarchy.

Pastryarchy by Pookie McNoodles March 14, 2021

Patriarchy-Blamer 

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

Patriarchy-Blamer by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

patriarchy 

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.

I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.

patriarchy by J_S_ February 13, 2019

patriarchy 

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.

Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

patriarchy by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017

The Patriarchy 

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

The Patriarchy by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022

Patriarchy 

System of society or government in which the father or eldest male is head of the family and descent is traced through the male line. In these societies, men hold power and women are excluded from it, and masculinity is valued over femininity. It posits a "natural" state of gender relations as a dynamic of dominance and submission, and perpetuates gender roles to enforce these ideals.

The influence of the patriarchy can be seen in the disproportionately high number of men in positions of power, as well as the presence of rape culture and a gender binary.

Patriarchy by madmax-666- April 19, 2018

patriarchy 

something we fuck according to the tossed keychain on the carkeys of miss blondie swift

'and you were tossing me the carkeys, "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY" keychain on the ground'

patriarchy by no offence November 15, 2021