Pastey fuck

a term to describe a man of color, or any minority (besides caucasian)

Juan, you pastey fuck!

by Nutcracker, bitch April 5, 2009

pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being

"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"

by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

fuck paste

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.

When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"

by HateEvent March 8, 2007

pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.

Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint

by Fredsix October 25, 2017

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004