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pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being
"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"
pasty fuck by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

fuck paste 

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.
When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
fuck paste by HateEvent March 8, 2007

pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
pasty as fuck by Fredsix October 25, 2017

pastey faced fucker 

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker
pastey faced fucker by real phrases January 11, 2014

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
pastry fucker by mandi November 28, 2003

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.
Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker
pastry fucker by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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