thehypermom's definitions

junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.

I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male

by thehypermom February 20, 2011

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

accidental trip to rio

when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.

I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!

by thehypermom June 12, 2017

Pastronomy

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches

I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.

by thehypermom December 3, 2010

relationchick

instead of a bromance, straight girls, who are closer than sisters, have relationchicks

Betty & Veronica have been sooo close lately... but I have to wonder how long the relationchick will last.

by thehypermom October 23, 2010