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Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.
"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."
Pasta Life by Satanbean October 12, 2014
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past life aggression 

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.
Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.
past life aggression by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019

past life 

A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
past life by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013

Past-life PTSD

(ie. PLPTSD or post-death traumatic stress disorder (PDTSD)

Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.

(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life PTSD: He had witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured/displayed by the vile barbarians, in a forest clearing, within The Teutoburg Forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he had continously experienced symptoms of PTSD (e.g. self-harm, suicidal thoughts, repeated flashbacks, paranoid delusions, prolonged grief, rage outbursts, trauma-related stimuli avoidance, etc.), even beyond death/in his next-life.'
Past-life PTSD by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 7, 2022

Past Life Kenny 

A very underrated artist who deserves sooo much respect. If I could pick I would squeeze him at Juice Wrld level.
Past Life Kenny is so very much underrated.

Past-life trauma 

Trauma that someone carries from a traumatic event in their past-life, beyond death and into the afterlife or their next-life/lives.
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life trauma: He witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured by the vile barbarians, in the Teutoburg forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he experienced symptoms of trauma, even throughout his next-life.'

past life 25 

Past life 26
Past life 25
past life 25 by anonymous April 13, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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