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Past tents 

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.
Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...
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you are in the past tense 

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.
Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

Past tense 

A verb tense used to express an action or a condition that occurred in or during the past.
Past tense by Wh0r3 October 11, 2003

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.
When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.
In The Past Tense by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021

barted; v., past-tense 

barted; v., past-tense by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

past tense gay 

your past tense gay if you like girls now
past tense gay by nowlife March 25, 2021

Past Tense 

Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.
"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.
Past Tense by NutCracker288 October 7, 2020
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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