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An edgy gang of edgy Bedwars teenagers who love to target people using alternative accounts, usually saying "Pashtet", even if they lose.
"I was alted by Pashtet last night."
"Pashtet? More like Trashtet..."
The only word you'll hear in The Hive's Bedwars.
I got alted last night, I believe it was Pashtet.
The clan is Gods of War, not Pashtet!

Pashetghait 

It’s used as an expression

The meaning is of what you make it
Ohhhh pashetghait it’s nice to meet you
The kind of girl who does like eating cat food, she knows her way around a mop and a penis. Loves meat in and around her mouth (especially around). She typically loves to do the dishes while watching amateur porn. Often of polish origin, but not always.
"That girl is such a Pasztet"

"Pasztet do the dishes"

"Pasztet open wide"
Pasztet by News Team Assemble October 15, 2011

Poshtethetic 

The description of something resembling a Poshte like action.
-"did you hear he stalked some girl?"
-"yeah, how poshtethetic..."
Poshtethetic by kywx4321 July 28, 2011
A name for someone who is not smart and is a dick to everyone around them.
Do not talk to a Pashtel, their name is a joke
I hung out with Pashtel today, she tried to kill me
pashtel by SnowyMountains June 15, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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