Pasztet

The kind of girl who does like eating cat food, she knows her way around a mop and a penis. Loves meat in and around her mouth (especially around). She typically loves to do the dishes while watching amateur porn. Often of polish origin, but not always.

"That girl is such a Pasztet"

"Pasztet do the dishes"

"Pasztet open wide"

by News Team Assemble October 15, 2011

pashtet

When someone is so terrible at something or is being annoying

Dude you're pashtet at football or why you being so pashtet

by Dropshotting pro May 20, 2018

Pashtet

An edgy gang of edgy Bedwars teenagers who love to target people using alternative accounts, usually saying "Pashtet", even if they lose.

"I was alted by Pashtet last night."
"Pashtet? More like Trashtet..."

by HwamzHasBeenEvadingIPBans January 1, 2019

Pashtet

The only word you'll hear in The Hive's Bedwars.

I got alted last night, I believe it was Pashtet.
The clan is Gods of War, not Pashtet!

by HwamzHasBeenEvadingIPBans April 21, 2019

paštetofobija

Someone who is afraid of pašteta.

"Oh yuck, I hope you don't expect me to hold that pašteta!"

"Paštetofobija is a real thing"

by lemxns April 26, 2023

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025