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Muffin Party 

1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest

2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight
Muffin Party by Arsefff March 26, 2011

Wet Muffin Party 

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin
The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.
Wet Muffin Party by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003

muffin party 

A large party where people eat muffins. They are usually the most bamf parties around.
muffins are delicious, lets have a muffin party.

There is a muffin party at spence's house on friday.
muffin party by bannanaman69 July 13, 2010

chocolate muffin party 

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.
The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.

party muffins 

a single-serving cake (muffin) with frosting, as if decorated for a party
Yo we should get some of those party muffins for your birthday!
You mean cupcakes?
You know what I mean!
party muffins by jnmtx November 25, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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