Parnabied 

The act of being shot, most likely in a gym class, by an authority figure in a school building.

Student 1: We fuck I really hope we don’t get Parnabied today.

Student 2: Actually i’d be oddly okay with it.

Parnabied by It sucks to be a CSU Ram November 8, 2018

parafied 

terrified to the point of paralysis

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister

parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

Pornafied

When individuals are in a situation that would commonly be found in a pornographic film and it seems highly unlikely that anything sexual will occur, but it does anyway.
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money

I walked into a room at this party and two chicks were making out. Jokingly I asked if I could join them to make it less awkward. Bowm chicka wow wow, I was totally pornafied, threesome style!

Pornafied by Porno Italiano October 18, 2007

parafied 

A mixture of feeling paranoid and terrified all at once.

I became parafied when black flying insects roared out of it's mouth.

parafied by LeStranger October 19, 2004

Parnied 

To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.

Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!

Parnied by lemonsqueezer October 20, 2008

parafied 

The act of being petrified and paranoid be the same time.

I was parafied that someone was following me through the woods.

parafied by Joel berry May 5, 2008

Parabidiminished rhombicosidodecahedron 

The Parabidiminished rhombicosidodecahedron is the chad-est shape and all chads use it in their daily conversations.

My friends like talking about normal stuff, but I like to talk about shapes with ridiculously long names; such as the Parabidiminished rhombicosidodecahedron

Parabidiminished rhombicosidodecahedron by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020