Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

Park Tard by Nvrmind January 23, 2010

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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019

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Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015