parente 

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

parente by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

Parente 

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

Parente by The G Ome September 3, 2022

parente 

mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly

ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now

parente by eyoooooo June 17, 2021

Mr.Parente 

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

Mr.Parente by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

giulio parente 

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

giulio parente by turner March 11, 2005

priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun

person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente

priscilla lima parente by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023

Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.

Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.

Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012