Parent Proof
Parent Proof by nicegrass January 28, 2025
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v. To hide any objects that you don't want your parents to see. Common objects to be hidden are drugs, porn, and condoms. You can parent-proof just about anything that your parents might see. Similar to girlfriend-proof.
parent-proof by DaylightWaster May 9, 2010
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Parent-proof
When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
Parent-proof by thenewregime August 6, 2010
parentproof
Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
parentproof by serrastl October 14, 2009
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016