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Parent-proof 

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
Parent-proof by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Parent Proof 

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
My man is parent proof.”
Parent Proof by nicegrass January 28, 2025

parentproof 

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
parentproof by serrastl October 14, 2009