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Parent-proof 

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
Parent-proof by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Parent Proof 

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
“My man is parent proof.”
Parent Proof by nicegrass January 28, 2025

parentproof 

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
parentproof by serrastl October 14, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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