The ninth
circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much
respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any
way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even
mean??
Person
2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-
Law Zoned, you might as well just move on