Paralizer 

A delicious alcoholic beverage:
Tall Glass, filled with ice,
1 shot Vodka,
1 shot Kahlua
Coke-a-cola almost to the top,
And a dollop of Milk.
Sounds gross, tastes delicious!

"Why do they call them Paralizer's? I drank six of them and could still walk!"

Paralizer by Jameson Jay January 10, 2010

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

paralyzed 

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

paralyzed by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Parizerman 

Parizerman is a Serbian meme that depicts a ripped version of the president of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić. The meme originated from the Serbian people complaining to Vučić that the regular meat is too expensive, and that they have to eat parizer (doctors sausage), that they do not like eating. Aleksandar, in rebellion to that, ate Parizer on a Tuesday.

The meme Parizerman keeps popping up on TikTok! It's so annoying!

Parizerman by Parizerenjoyer October 16, 2023

paraglider 

Implys both a steerable rectangular multi celled directional device constructed of ripstop nylon generating lift, and a harness which the pilot sets in while flying.

Pilots lays out rectangular wing on ground facing prevailing wind usally on a ridge or mountain. Straps into harness attached to wing by 72 independent high strength lines. Foot launches into wind when wing is fully inflated. Paragliders can fly for over a hundred miles on one flight!

paraglider by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Paralyzer 

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

Paralyzed 

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

Paralyzed by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020