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Paperhands

Someone who sells a token quickly out of fear or small losses instead of holding through volatility.
The paperhands sold on the dip, and the chart sent up right after.
Paperhands by $URBANDIC January 5, 2026

Nihilist Paperhands 

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.
Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.

paper hands 

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits
I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits
paper hands by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021
Word of the Day on November 18, 2025

PepeHands 

A twitch emote used at the end of a phrase to indicate sadness and/or depression or to indicate the prior phrase was indicative of that.
"I can't believe I still play *game*, I have no life PepeHands."
"That was the worst luck I've ever had PepeHands"

Paper hands 

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor
Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper hands 

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.
paper hands by Mattsit February 13, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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