Panty wanty 

A shot of wine in a red plastic cup.

Bro I drank too much wine but I wanna drink more...

Here bro, have a panty wanty.

Panty wanty by Gaavinn December 5, 2020

Franky Panky Wanky 

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."

Franky Panky Wanky by Akritiri February 21, 2017

Fanny panny wanny

Someone who is annoying in bed wars
-Credit to eddie and emilia

Mans bare a fanny panny wanny styll

Fanny panny wanny by Chemistry girl February 15, 2021

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

wanky panky 

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.

Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.

wanky panky by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007

Wanky-panky

Wanky-panky similar connotation to hanky-panky but for solo adventures. Can be a derogatory reference to one who is prudish yet we all know still does it. Also, maybe referring to someone comfortable with their sexuality and really makes an effort to enjoy themselves.

I believe Mike is going off for so alone time ‘cause his up for some Wanky-panky!!!

Wanky-panky by mattbruerart.com April 18, 2026

No, I don't want to take my pants off 

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

No, I don't want to take my pants off by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010