Panty Paste

The physical reaction of the schnock when aroused, causing a natural lubricant, and residue, or paste, left on the panties, if worn.

John Basedow, destroyer of panties since 1972, causing mad panty paste everywhere.

by Layla__ December 19, 2006

pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 19, 2011

Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010

paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

pantywaste

The colored stains and biological debri that accumulate in a girls panties over a period of time. Used as a term to describe someone worthless and undesireable.

Jesse Jackson is a total pantywaste.

by MW November 25, 2003

pantywaste

someone who is an absolute waste of flesh, a useless bastard.

John Ashcroft is a total pantywaste.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

pantymaster

An expert in removing the underwear from the female. Can do it in faster than average time.

My girl told me that I am a real pantymaster.

by sweetgy June 17, 2009