Definitions by sweetgy

vaginaclaus 

Santas' personal female whore. Female who dresses up to be a santa, often dresses half naked. Gives "favors" to all of the boys that have been good.

Leanna always puts on the santa suit around Christmas. Everyone knows that she is a vaginaclaus

vaginaclaus by sweetgy July 16, 2009

spoiled meat 

Female on the rag/on her period. Her meat is spoiled, not fresh.

Lisa is spoiled meat right now.

spoiled meat by sweetgy July 15, 2009

vaginalice

arthropods found around the cunt, often infestastions can lead to excessive itching, redness, scabs, and infection. Can be spread to the unsuspecting male when he uses her meat.

I didn't know that bitch had vaginalice when I used her meat. Now I need some pubic insecticide.

vaginalice by sweetgy July 9, 2009

vaginal sasquatch 

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

vaginal sasquatch by sweetgy June 29, 2009

vaginaversary

Point in time marking/remembering the date you got a piece of her ass.

If I remember correctly, March 16th is our 1 month vaginaversary.

vaginaversary by sweetgy June 27, 2009

vaginatosis 

Chronic odor of the breath, acquired from eating pussy on a regular basis.

I had a bad case of vaginatosis when I dated that bitch.

vaginatosis by sweetgy June 25, 2009

vaginagunk

Oozing, gummy substance found within the pussy. Often smells like rotten fish or low tide at the beach.

I put my hands down that bitches' pants and scooped out a lot of vaginagunk with my fingers.

vaginagunk by sweetgy June 24, 2009