15 definitions by sweetgy

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

Point in time marking/remembering the date you got a piece of her ass.

If I remember correctly, March 16th is our 1 month vaginaversary.

by sweetgy June 27, 2009

Female on the rag/on her period. Her meat is spoiled, not fresh.

Lisa is spoiled meat right now.

by sweetgy July 15, 2009

An expert in removing the underwear from the female. Can do it in faster than average time.

My girl told me that I am a real pantymaster.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

Dressing half (or more) naked, exposing ass, tits, pussy, naval.

Dress code indicates that the female shouldn't dress like a whore by displaying her meat.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

Chronic odor of the breath, acquired from eating pussy on a regular basis.

I had a bad case of vaginatosis when I dated that bitch.

by sweetgy June 26, 2009

Just what it says. Defined by the act of sticking your nose in the asscrack to see how ripe the hole is. Same thing dogs do, just person on person.

I pull down her pants and did some smellin ass.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009