Pansies 

When a tiny can of beans explodes on a fish.

Jon: Did you just see that?
Matt:Yesss!
Jon: What was that?
Matt: That my friend, was Pansies.

Pansies by ct2013654 July 7, 2010

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

that all you got, pansies? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Snow Pansies 

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.

Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.

Snow Pansies by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

Yellow Pansies 

The maddest, raddest, most hardcore gang found on the southeast coast of the United States.

"I heard Macke is in juvie for the fourth time this semester."

"Haven't you heard? She's in the Yellow Pansies!"

"Whoa! I thought she was just stealing from the cafeteria again..."

Yellow Pansies by INDIE BARF :) October 6, 2008

Panties 

All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:

(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.

The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.

The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.

The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.

Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023

o'panties

When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.

Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"

o'panties by cberry April 16, 2014

tea patsies 

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.

The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.

tea patsies by mbullock January 18, 2011

floxi 

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009