panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

panda panda by distingwished February 21, 2007

dump truck panda 

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP

I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.

dump truck panda by Dump Truck Panda August 3, 2018

Panda Fuego

Military term from a highly specialized Task Force formed to combat the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Panda's, large roaming carnivore's spend up to 16 hours a day chewing on bamboo to solve nutrition problems. Team members on this task force are known to chew on complex national security issues providing asymmetric solutions for 16-20 hours per day while deployed. So the specialized team within a ninja task force who handles problems is called "Panda Fuego".

Used in a sentence: "Launch Panda Fuego"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"

Panda Fuego by Soju6 December 21, 2014

rave panda 

A person at a rave who blacks out on white substances. Defined by dark circles under the eyes, pale appearance, and disregard for continuing their existence.

You see that rave panda over there? Yeah, lit!

rave panda by RxLite April 20, 2017

Master Panda 

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

Master Panda by MaXYx March 23, 2023

Panda fever 

Its when a non-Asian person (usually black) and an Asian person are a couple or like each other

I would love to get inside that Asian tang. I caught the panda fever.

Panda fever by KingOfEverything April 28, 2011

panda hugger 

Usually a non-Asian (homosexual) male who prefers Asians (for strictly Asian preference, see sticky rice. May also refer to a Western political activist or official who supports Communist Chinese policies (not to be confused with a Sinophile)

That's the 3rd Asain he's been with since he's dumped me, seems like a Panda Hugger to me.

panda hugger by SizSan May 27, 2008