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preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.
Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok
preversary by thatg1rl December 2, 2009
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polyversary 

The yearly reoccurrence of the date on which, two or more people in an open relationship, celebrate their love. It could be the annual commemoration of an open marriage but does not have to include a committment ceremony, It may be celebrated by any form of non-monogamous relationship that involves multiple people. It could be a celebration of the first date, the first kiss, or the day they became official on Facebook. It may be celebrated by couples, triads, quads, or any number of other poly configurations.
I'm frustrated that his polyversary with his girlfriend is not legitimized by society the way that a legal marriage would be.

or
This month marks my seven-year polyversary with James and Sharmila, our triad became official at the pride festival when we made polyamory signs and marched in the parade.

or
My polversary with Michael is easy to remember because it always falls on Valentines.
polyversary by Blisscoach June 30, 2023

panaversary 

the day the US announced that Covid-19 was officially a pandemic
2024, March 13 marks the panaversary
panaversary by oliver55 March 19, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008