Pallying

This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.

The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.

The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.

As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.

Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"

Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"

Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"

Pallying by Gertrude Bearmont August 19, 2006

Pullying 

Bullying or being mean to a girl in an attempt to get with her, a well used pulling method in primary school.

Kid 1: just cut some of her hair I think she likes me
Kid 2: great pullying mate

Pullying by SwannyBell July 3, 2015

palling out

Being with one's friends and having nothing to worry about except friendship. The best palling out is done sober. If a person that no one likes tries to pal out then it is no longer palling out.

Friend 1: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Friend 2 and 3: Nothing, we are just palling out. You want to join?

palling out by Kaks March 1, 2014

Paulying 

When you smash a big amount of alcohol in a short time.

"Bro how many beers you had?" "5" "Your Paulying BARE!"
"Dude that noon was complete fart?" "Sorry I've been paulying since 5pm"

Paulying by doncristo December 26, 2020

Paulying 

The act of saying something genuinely hilarious only to be hit with immediate self doubt and want to yeet oneself off a bridge

B: Bro that was so funny I couldn't breathe
P: thanks dude I was paulying pretty hard after tho

Paulying by Pro.s August 30, 2023

Pallfinger

Da brand of long multi-jointed crane --- technically called a "knuckle boom crane" --- dat is used to beckon to a casket to "come hither" --- i.e., to hoist it upwards --- prior to depositing it into a freshly-dug cemetery-pit.

"Pallfinger" is a brand of coffin-maneuvering crane, but "Pullfinger" makes a general-purpose crane dat makes spluttery whooshing noises when it's operated.

Pallfinger by QuacksO February 24, 2026