Pallared

A teacher who is normally a panzy, with glasses, who has a wife/husband they meet in high school in a small farmtown usually in Michigan.

"Im doing my work Mr. Swoish stop being such a pallared."

by bobdomalima February 4, 2010

Pallard

A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.

Queen Elizabeth was a powerful ginger whose demise was a result of her attempt to maintain the appearance of a pallard.
Eva Green and Helena Bonham Carter are two famous pallards.
Pallards often dye their hair red to easily resemble a ginger save for the tell-tale freckles.

by cattalk September 21, 2015

'pillared

(cater)pillared; the act of transforming into a noble and celestial space caterpillar, most likely due to the presence of Space Jesus or psychoactive chemicals.

Yo, that secret Space Jeezey set had me 'pillared af, fam.

Omg im totally trying to pillar tonight, we gotta find the K...

Dude look at that guy he's pillaring .

by anonymous May 15, 2018

Pillared

A probe of one's digestive tract using a wax product of the same name.

Did you just see Mary get Pillared? That was off the hook!

by SupaLeetUrbanKewlGye August 12, 2004

Pallard

A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.

Queen Elizabeth was a powerful ginger whose demise was a result of her attempt to maintain the appearance of a pallard.
Eva Green and Helena Bonham Carter are two famous pallards.
Pallards often dye their hair red to easily resemble a ginger save for the tell-tale freckles.

by cattalk September 21, 2015

Pallardy

a BAMF. known for being good looking and charming.

Man Matt is such a Pallardy, just look at him with all those ladies

by bamf matt January 12, 2008