Pallardy

a BAMF. known for being good looking and charming.

Man Matt is such a Pallardy, just look at him with all those ladies

by bamf matt January 12, 2008

Pallard

A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.

Queen Elizabeth was a powerful ginger whose demise was a result of her attempt to maintain the appearance of a pallard.
Eva Green and Helena Bonham Carter are two famous pallards.
Pallards often dye their hair red to easily resemble a ginger save for the tell-tale freckles.

by cattalk September 21, 2015

Pallard

A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.

Queen Elizabeth was a powerful ginger whose demise was a result of her attempt to maintain the appearance of a pallard.
Eva Green and Helena Bonham Carter are two famous pallards.
Pallards often dye their hair red to easily resemble a ginger save for the tell-tale freckles.

by cattalk September 21, 2015

palardy

verb; To shank (miss) an easy kick in a football game. This can be a punt, kickoff, extra point attempt, or a field goal. If your grandmother could kick it, chances are Palardy could not. Hence, only applied to the most inexcusable inaccuracies in athletics.

This is so-named for the famously inept Michael Palardy, statistically the worst kicker in SEC history.

Dude 1: Last I saw, they had the ball inside the 5 for the game-winning field goal. How'd they lose?

Dude 2: Worst palardy you've ever seen, man. Other coach gave him the game ball.

by ArmchairEnthusiast November 28, 2012