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Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.
"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."
by PankaPonk October 25, 2023
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palestined

when a person comitted a terrorist attack, usually against Israel

Ismail: Our terrorist units had sucessfully got into Israeli kibbutz and started commiting atrocities.
Khan: So they palestined that settlement.
Hamas members palestined Israeli men, women and children.
Gazans palestined and decapitated Israeli babies.
by Israeli 9/11 October 23, 2023
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Palestined

when a person commits r@ping and murder of innocent children, and old women because their quran tells them its okay
"omg did you hear that lil girled got attacked. yeah she got palestined"

" in palestine once you bleed, you breed" -old Palestinian proverb
by Certifieddictionary October 27, 2023
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Palestined

It's when you start problems then cry about it when there's retaliation.
Damn, the small dude hit the big guy, and when his ass was handed to him he started crying. You can say he was Palestined.
by HamingBoi October 31, 2023
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Palestined

When someone gives you something, but reclaims it once you make the object nicer than their own.
"I was given an old junk car by my neighbor. When I fixed it up he raped my wife and slaughtered my children so he could take it back. I got Palestined!"
by Lolbertaryan November 15, 2023
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Palestined

a person who stole a lot of your candy so you decide to try get your candy back but then they cry when confronted
hey dude you just stole my candy and im going to take every single candy youve taken and not just 50 instead of all 200+ ! "that isnt fair i offered you 50 of the candy even tho all 200+ belongs to you :( " Palestined should give all 200+ instead of 50 and the argument will stop
by chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheee November 15, 2023
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Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.
I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.
by Argon Dong December 26, 2023
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